I was in Wal-Mart yesterday walking around the electronic section. I heard someone say 'Are u a rednek?' Well it is obvious I had to turn about to see who was talking and to whom they were speaking too. The cashier in the electronics department was speaking to a small boy who was sitting inside a cart. Not the part of the cart where kids sit, but in the basket part. He was nodding his head in an affirmative matter and without hesitation and feeling the need to verbalize his response he said a hearty 'Yes Mam'.
Well a response of that I clearly had to see the proud parents of this 'rednek'. These parents or birth pod and sperm donor appeared to be in their twenties. They had another child sitting in the children's sit on the cart. The proud dad was wearing a sleeveless black t-shirt with some screen print that I could not identify. Both his arms were covered with tattoos. Buzzed hair cut. I will admit that I didn't get a good look at his wife, because the last thing you want to do in Wal-Mart is get caught staring at a Rednek's wife. I believe this deep in the south he would defend her honor to my demise. "Clean up on Aisle 3".
A further glance into the cart as they wheeled it past me I noticed it had a couple boxes of ceral and softdrinks. Breakfast is served.
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