Gentlemen can we talk?

Gentlemen, your pants should not have an adjective in their name.  Putter and comfortable should not be said unless you are describing someone's golf game.  Young men, if your 'shorts' hem is just above your ankles...you are wearing clam diggers (google it) and not men shorts.  Deal with it.  If your t-shirt comes to your knees you have a dress on.  I have noticed that people who wear their hats to one side and tilted often have a crooked view of life.  Why are you wearing expensive clothes yet never have any money?  I come back to the tilted hat again.  Do you call everyone brother because you really think they may be?  I'm just sayin'......