To the manager of the Reebok outlet

You seem to a pleasant individual.  You were helpful but not overly so.  You made suggestions but were not overbearing.  BUT someone needs to tell you that you are losing your hair.  Both in the front and around the crown.  Having said that they should also tell you that a mullet is not the best look for that.  Except you didn't actually have a mullet. They should also tell you that a  pony tail doesn't work for you either, accept 'IT' was not actually a pony tail either.  The only thing I can tell you about 'IT', what ever 'IT' is, that 'IT' appeared to be Jheri curled. 'IT' appeared to be about a foot long with the curl, how long is 'IT' without the Jheri curl?   I apologize for staring and glad you didn't see me.  'IT' was narrow, 2 inches wide at the most. 'IT' confused me, were you an old rocker who can't grasp the  reality of your age or are you really trying to stay 'hip'?  Either way 'IT' ain't working.  If 'IT' is working for you can I please have a picture of the women 'IT' works on?  You know what they say is in front of every pony tail, is a horses ass.